Random Observations: German Mannequins

            So the other week while walking around Konstanz, I noticed something extremely peculiar about all of the mannequins in the shops. Basically, they all looked gay as hell. Sadly, my camera was not working, and I did not have my iPad on me to document this beautiful discovery. Also, I decided against asking my German family for their camera, because we had only known each other for less than a week. What a great first impression that would have been.
            Luckily, after we returned home, I was pleased to see my own city inundated with these fabulous creatures. Clearly, the gay mannequins have unionized across Germany, and have an iron, but well-manicured, grip on all employment opportunities. The following is documented proof of this phenomenon. All photos were taken in front of people having Sunday brunch, so my embarrassment is purely for your entertainment.